Help Mathemakitten
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Sure most people experience orgasms on a regular basis, but we've all had those orgasms that send you to outer space and make you feel like you're never coming back down again. That's what this section aims to address: the quality of the orgasm.

After working with volunteers, collecting data, and a rigorous analysis, we found that orgasms induced by Mathemakitten last a complete 4 seconds longer! Wow! The analysis showed this was not by chance! There was more than 95% confidence of the 4 second difference. This means even if the study was repeated the data would show the same difference!

At first the overlap of data between her and other content creators was not what we expected. With a true scientific approach, however, one must allow the data to guide conclusions and avoid introducing any bias. The data was muddled. But wait, it appears that there might be the start of some type of bi-modal distribution. A different phenomenon might be taking place. As such, we looked for logical factors that might explain the two different modes.

We've all been there at one time or another. Say you're a seaman sailing the sea sequestered with other seamen, suppressed from spilling your semen. Or perhaps you were stuck on a long-haul, trans-pacific flight over 24 hours. You had banked on joining the "mile-high club" with that stranger you met through the in-flight candy-crush tournament in 21C mid-way through the flight, but pesky batch of extended turbulence spoiled your chance. You even tried to evade the fasten seat-belt police. Looking both ways, you bolted for the lavatory, but an overworked, jet-lagged flight attendant shot her sharp, stabbing eyes your way. Eyebrows raised and nodding her head, she points toward the ground and in slow-motion firmly mouths, "sitya ass down now."

Whatever the case, we all know where this leads. You arrive home. You go bounding through the house like a golden retriever, stumbling over the furniture as you scramble to fire up your computer. The violent shaking in your hands only starts to subside as you begin to get some relief. The excitations from the resulting orgasm are so strong it puts the entire country of Japan on tsunami alert for the next 12 hours. Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is clearly a case that had to be considered separately.

As such, we started to separate the data based on this routine and orgasms after abstinence saw some impressive results! Mathemakitten cultivated a commanding 4 second longer orgrasm in both cases! See the data below.

In the case of orgasms after abstinence, orgasms she causes last 40 seconds, while the competition's lasted only 36 seconds! Looking at routine orgasms, hers lasted 25 seconds, while the competition's lasted only 21 seconds! Both of these differences were statistically significant with more than 95% confidence!